a list of mood-lifters and boredom-cures.

1. dancing naked to tainted love.
2. singing songs like a moose would.
3. singing songs like the grinch would. schmmooosshhyy schmoooshshy rreee merrr...
4. hip circles and thrusts.
5. brass monkeys, greyhounds, beer, chocolate, screwdrivers...
6. naps.
7. screaming in the shower.
8. talking to geckos.
9. narrating your actions in a british accent.
10. tv on dvd.